Battered Sausage #912

Sep 02

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

Sep 02

ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

Sep 02

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

Sep 02

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

u kno he dead

Sep 02

damienbrinks:

conclusion:  portal is a fucking great game and if you haven’t played it then you are certainly not living your life to the fullest

Sep 02

frenums said: Please draw dog frying egg-- yoru biggest fan

frenums:

hairandbrokenglasses:

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dog-frying egg

NOOOOOO

Sep 02

audio-sexual:

epherites:

afroboheme:

skinnyniggaballin:

flawlessxqueen:

designbydiaspora:

lovelylavenderchild:

darvinasafo:

Y’all believe it now?

You’re fucking kidding me right?

People are suffering to Ebola and America had a way to potentially cure it

AND THEY REFUSE A FUCKING REQUEST?

Does saving lives not mean anything to anyone anymore?

I fucking cant

Who’s really surprised? AMERICA isn’t shit & never will be.

They said it costing too much was part of the issue but I haven’t seen the government have any issue with the billions of dollars they constantly give Israel to do any mother fucking thing they please.

Seriously?! the US ain’t shit

Didn’t they give it to a Spanish patient today

Wtf America

http://www.usnews.com/news/business/articles/2014/08/11/spanish-ebola-patient-gets-experimental-drug

It’s fucking true. They said no to Nigeria. But then ship it right the fuck out to Spain for one patient.

It is so hard to love a country that does not value you/people who look like you.

Sep 02

Anonymous said: what is the dog limit

frenums:

never

Sep 02
Sep 02

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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Sep 02
wefuckinglovescience:

GIF shows the difference in lung capacity between a smoker and a non-smoker.
Check it out: http://bit.ly/1B5V4uW

wefuckinglovescience:

GIF shows the difference in lung capacity between a smoker and a non-smoker.

Check it out: http://bit.ly/1B5V4uW

Sep 02
Sep 02

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

Sep 02

quote It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.

— best comment on 50 Shades of Grey that I’ve heard so far (via zarahlee)
Sep 02

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.