Battered Sausage #912

Sep 20

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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Sep 20

wolveroonie:

'what kind of guy would leave a usb key containing highly classified intelligence behind two pieces of gum in a vending machine'

probz the same kind of guy who hides his spare house key under a haphazard cinderblock that literally anyone could kick over by accident

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Sep 20

kalidraws:

My Fifth Element print, bird print, and SEED poster are all now available in my online store! Free shipping worldwide through sunday!!

The Fifth Element artbook is now also available for ordering.

Many thanks to everyone who came by at SPX! I had a blast talking to you all and I’m sad that it’s over! It’s a truly inspiring show, and I’m so, so proud of Sam for winning an Ignatz award this year. I’ll be putting my remaining Anime Boyfriends zines up for sale online in the next few weeks, and I’m hopeful that I’ll have a ~new~ zine/comic for next year! ☆

Sep 20
awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

Sep 20

Deadpool #10

Deadpool #10

Sep 20
tastefullyoffensive:

[wtfisustupid]
Sep 20
fuckyeahtattoos:

BY HANGMANDEX

fuckyeahtattoos:

BY HANGMANDEX

Sep 20

wuqs:

groot more like

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Sep 20
Sep 19
bluedogeyes:

Jurassic Parkour (via Mr. Lovenstein) 
"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel
Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

bluedogeyes:

Jurassic Parkour (via Mr. Lovenstein)

"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel

Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

Sep 19
comics:

ed-pool:

YAS!

HAPPY FRIDAY.

comics:

ed-pool:

YAS!

HAPPY FRIDAY.

Sep 19
  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
Sep 19
  • Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster
Sep 19

the-moldy-lunchboxx:

iamyourdemon:

djlegz:

sizvideos:

Video

Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

The desk itself is called a Secretary , and my god it’s the coolest one I’ve ever seen.

Hnnnnng

Sep 19

prguitarman:

I want to believe